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DO NOT FALL.

16 durable postsStarted 2004-06-23Latest 2004-06-24
#1338Post 1 of 16

c p u a t s t [b]e[/b]

S.D. man robbed after answering door nude

The Associated Press

Last Updated 4:31 pm PDT Tuesday, June 22, 2004

RAPID CITY, S.D. (AP) - Police say a Rapid City man was robbed early Monday after he answered the door in the nude. The man told police he had been sleeping unclothed before he answered a knock at the door. Assailants overpowered him, hit him on the head and ran out with his wallet and blue jeans. [b] The man chased after the assailants and fell down the stairs.[/b]

According to the police log, an officer checked out a report of a naked man lying by the stairs at a motel and found a trail of blood leading to the man's room.

Police Lt. David Walton said the man was taken by ambulance to Rapid City Regional Hospital where he was given stitches for a head wound and released.

Police found a pair of blue jeans in a parking lot. The report said an undisclosed number of suspects had taken the wallet.

#208325Post 2 of 16

:ROFLMAO: this is too good. reality overrules fantasy yet again

#208410Post 3 of 16

who answers the door naked anyways?

#208414Post 4 of 16

:CrackUp: Seriously that is some funny ass shit!

#208420Post 5 of 16

This Good !! :Naughty: :RockOn:

#208422Post 6 of 16

[quote=Garrick]who answers the door naked anyways?[/quote]

I do. But like, only for young Girl Scouts and Mormons and the sort. They like it when they ask, "would you like to buy some cookies" and I promptly reply, "would you like a [b]tony danza[/b] to the face?".

Def. [u]Tony Danza[/u] - 1.)Taking ones man stick and slapping across the face while yelling, "Who's The Boss!?!?". Thus resulting in a mushroom-shaped bruise across the victim's forehead or cheek.

#208424Post 7 of 16

Yeah yeah it's hilarious to you guys...but not to me. I lost my wallet in the ordeal. :cry:

#208478Post 8 of 16

nekid door answering eh? hmml... yea, not for me.

#208480Post 9 of 16

Hmmm, sounds like some sadistic sex ritual gone wrong to me. Answering the door naked.... come on!

#208506Post 10 of 16

Hotel? Nice for all the kids in the pool... :D

#208509Post 11 of 16

Hotel? Nice for all the kids in the pool... :D

#208508Post 12 of 16

Hotel? Nice for all the kids in the pool... :D

#208580Post 13 of 16

[img]http://fun.wuffle.com/images/funny/irc-keyboard.jpg[/img]

#208608Post 14 of 16

I'd say a hooker hit him on the head and stole his wallet an pants. He ran naked after her... tripping on the way down...

And when the police knocked on the door he made that silly story up... his wife wouldn't like the robbed-by-hooker story :lol:

#208613Post 15 of 16

[quote=MJDub][img]http://fun.wuffle.com/images/funny/irc-keyboard.jpg[/img][/quote]

OMFG...LMFAO....LOL...FUBAR....AWOL...MIDI...wait, I'm rambling with acronyms. That sucks.

#208641Post 16 of 16

[quote=bedrizzock] I do. But like, only for young Girl Scouts and Mormons and the sort. They like it when they ask, "would you like to buy some cookies" and I promptly reply, "would you like a [b]tony danza[/b] to the face?".

Def. [u]Tony Danza[/u] - 1.)Taking ones man stick and slapping across the face while yelling, "Who's The Boss!?!?". Thus resulting in a mushroom-shaped bruise across the victim's forehead or cheek.[/quote]

man i'm gonna have to use this

how fucking cool :RockOn:

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