[ms] · Est. May 2002
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Does anyone have any bad sex stories??
One time I slept with this girl and she started crying.. literally started crying with tears and everything. I said "jeez it wasn't that bad was it?' She later told me she was a virgin and it hurt like hell... still not what you are looking for.
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^How old was he?
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Not sure if I wanna go into that here or not tbh :lol:
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:SuckeyTo:
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"best sex stories would be better" :lol:
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^^^ Agreed ...lol
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all of a sudden Kinkyj returns :lol:
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this one time, I said can we have sex? and she said no! It was awful.
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[quote=jenks;1086101]^how old was he?[/quote]
lol
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wow this place really has lost its sense of adventure and fun. Being open on here was the best part about this place. Now it seems we can't even tell funny stories..
lame
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nope your thread is LAME> this place was quite fine without you around, ms is about music. if you want to discuss your sex life go to a PORN site please
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Luckily I don't have any real bad ones but I'll share a somewhat funny one to me. WAY back when I was 18, my boyfriend at the time and I did it in the bushes in the park across the street one evening. On our way out of the park I saw two people sitting on the monkey bars of the kids play area just hanging out, but I tried to not look at them too much or be noticed by them plus we had the veil of dusk. The next day at lunch time, myself and 3 girlfriends were walking to the coffee shop. Angie and Jan were walking ahead of myself and Alli and we were shooting the shit and Angie starts going on about how gross it was that last night they heard some couple having sex in the bushes at the park. She went on and on about how gross it was and who would do that? I was chuckling away and looked over at Alli and said was that you two sitting on the monkey bars she said yep and asked if it was me and Marco coming out of the bushes and me with a white tshirt dirt stained? Yep. : ). We laughed so hard at that
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[QUOTE=floridaorange;1086141]"best sex stories would be better" :lol:[/QUOTE]
a few summers ago in Sea Isle Cit, new Jersey i went to this bar The OD with a few friends. We are getting pretty wasted, casting the net as wide as possible with the females, but haven't hooked anything yet. I run into a girl i hooked up with once but nothing really ever came from it...it was her birthday and her and 2 friends had a room across the street.
I introduce my boy to her friend and the next thing i know they are hooking up dumb and dumber style in the corner and 2 mins later he has his hand up her skirt and starts going to town in front of an audience of about 20 people now. Since it's the girl i know's birthday i get her an LIT and shot of Tequila, she asks me why i only got myself a beer, i reply, "so i can stay hard all night and give you a good birthday pounding."
So my friend and the 1 girl go to the hotel room and we head to the beach. Start fooling around near the sand dunes when i sneak a couple phelanges into her lady area...next thing i know, this thing pops up out of the dunes predator style (someone was passed out i think covered in sand up against the dunes), looks left and then takes off running to the right without saying anything.
I really have no clue what is going on now so we head to her hotel, she doesn't have the key so we knock on the door. My boy opens the door wearing just little pink booty shorts, turns to the girl laying on the bed and says, "Yo i just fuked the shit out of her." The girl on the bed replys with, "Yeah, he really did."
So i finally get into bed with this broad and get my present all wrapped up for her when i look over and see my boy and this girl throwing each other all over the other bed WWE style. Anyways, we had a pretty standard fornication session despite the ruckus in the bed next to me. When i finally "arrive" and go to clean up in the bathroom i find the door locked. I find out that the 3rd friend locked herself in there because she was upset she didn't have a guy so i knock on the door pretty much naked. She answers and the only thing i could think of to say was, "Your up now babe." The girl i was just with hears me and starts flipping out saying i was an and she never wants to see me again.
I gather my clothes and as we are leaving i said, "I bet you'll remember this birthday."
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^:lol: I've got one or 2 stories I'll type out later when I have time.
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[QUOTE=da hype;1086422] My boy opens the door wearing just little pink booty shorts[/QUOTE]
hahah...I reckon for this scene that this was your worst sex story ...
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i once saw a mother duck with her 3 little ducklings walking in the park, and then this creep of a duck jumped from behind them and got the mother from the back of her neck with his beak and tried to mount the mommy duck infront her kids, she quacked quacked here and quack quack there and then the father duck came flapping from far, with a mighty quack and a quick triple beak hit to the face of the other creeper and basically made him fuck off from mama duck...100% for realz
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:roflmao: omg
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...heres another one....
about 3 summers ago i picked up this girl at the bar in Belmar, NJ. we start hooking in the bar and she says "c'mon we're going back to my place". As we are walking back to her place, she keeps telling how she wanted to bang me since the beginning of the summer, but couldn't bring herself to come up to me because she saw me hook up with other girls all through out the summer.
So we finally get back to her house. She goes to the bathroom and one of her girlfriends pulls me aside and is like "listen, i know you are going to bang her...she's been wanting to bang you all summer. Go ahead and bang her but you gotta do us a favor" she then says " its jsut us in the house so do us a favor and don't lock the door"
I'm now thinking to myself..."WTF IS GOING ON...does this girl want in on this??
the girl is like " we have to give her something, so just go with it when we do"
So i'm in the bedroom with girl and i manage to keep the door unlocked. Now she is on top of me and I'm going full bore on this girl. All of a sudden the door swings open and one of the girls tosses a cup of cold water on the girl i'm banging and her friends yell TIDAL WAVE. As soon as they yelled that, i knew i had to start ramming her harder"
when it was over, she told me that its a common practice to pull those kinds of pranks in her shore house
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[QUOTE=da hype;1086422]a few summers ago in Sea Isle Cit, new Jersey i went to this bar The OD with a few friends. We are getting pretty wasted, casting the net as wide as possible with the females, but haven't hooked anything yet. I run into a girl i hooked up with once but nothing really ever came from it...it was her birthday and her and 2 friends had a room across the street.
I introduce my boy to her friend and the next thing i know they are hooking up dumb and dumber style in the corner and 2 mins later he has his hand up her skirt and starts going to town in front of an audience of about 20 people now. Since it's the girl i know's birthday i get her an LIT and shot of Tequila, she asks me why i only got myself a beer, i reply, "so i can stay hard all night and give you a good birthday pounding."
So my friend and the 1 girl go to the hotel room and we head to the beach. Start fooling around near the sand dunes when i sneak a couple phelanges into her lady area...next thing i know, this thing pops up out of the dunes predator style (someone was passed out i think covered in sand up against the dunes), looks left and then takes off running to the right without saying anything.
I really have no clue what is going on now so we head to her hotel, she doesn't have the key so we knock on the door. My boy opens the door wearing just little pink booty shorts, turns to the girl laying on the bed and says, "Yo i just fuked the shit out of her." The girl on the bed replys with, "Yeah, he really did."
So i finally get into bed with this broad and get my present all wrapped up for her when i look over and see my boy and this girl throwing each other all over the other bed WWE style. Anyways, we had a pretty standard fornication session despite the ruckus in the bed next to me. When i finally "arrive" and go to clean up in the bathroom i find the door locked. I find out that the 3rd friend locked herself in there because she was upset she didn't have a guy so i knock on the door pretty much naked. She answers and the only thing i could think of to say was, "Your up now babe." The girl i was just with hears me and starts flipping out saying i was an and she never wants to see me again.
I gather my clothes and as we are leaving i said, "I bet you'll remember this birthday."[/QUOTE]
Dude make a movie out of it and call it Hang-over 3
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Bro tip: Never go 69 in the dark with a girl you don't know very well :lol:
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Do tell us what happened Florida!
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:lol: leaving that story as is Chanty sorry... May your wild imagination run free.
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[QUOTE=floridaorange;1086578]Bro tip: Never go 69 in the dark with a girl you don't know very well :lol:[/QUOTE]
I bet you exclaimed more than she did. :lol:
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And by exclaimed you mean gagged?
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^ :roflmao:
^
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Gagging - no. exclaiming - perhaps? :lol: