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Just Plain Embarrasing

17 durable postsStarted 2013-02-15Latest 2013-02-25
#128185Post 1 of 17

As a baby my daughter had a toy with a large sucker on it that we would stick to the high chair table to keep her occupied while waiting to be plied with food.

Once I stuck the toy to my forehead to show her what a fun guy Dad is.

Then I had to spend the next week with a bright red 3 inch circular mark on my forehead.

#1671969Post 2 of 17

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I have that all the time, no toy needed.

#1671970Post 3 of 17

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:roflmao: :roflmao: my son tried to eat dog crap one morning, I was mortified... kids are humbling which is a good thing!! lol

#1672090Post 4 of 17

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My old jack russell named cunningly Russell loved pulling my daughters nappy off her and eating her crap

#1672091Post 5 of 17

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Have never had a knob sized welt light up my forehead

#1672092Post 6 of 17

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[QUOTE=nick007;1080514]My old jack russell named cunningly Russell loved pulling my daughters nappy off her and eating her crap[/QUOTE] My roommates dog likes to eat her own poop so this doesn't seem too far of a stretch.

#1672093Post 7 of 17

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my friend borrowed his mums car with out her knowing, crashed it and decided to burn it and report it stolen, as insurance covers fire and theft...only to find out it wasn't insured at all.

#1672096Post 8 of 17

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^ looooool, thats classic right there

#1672105Post 9 of 17

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[QUOTE=nelinho;1080517]my friend borrowed his mums car with out her knowing, crashed it and decided to burn it and report it stolen, as insurance covers fire and theft...only to find out it wasn't insured at all.[/QUOTE]

Ha that is funny story - Darwin award for the living

#1672117Post 10 of 17

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"lifes hard, but its harder if you're stupid"

#1672615Post 11 of 17

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[QUOTE=Rawrmune;1080516]My roommates dog likes to eat her own poop so this doesn't seem too far of a stretch.[/QUOTE]

They normally do that when they are stressed, lonely or bored.

#1672624Post 12 of 17

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^ Really? I guessed it was because they ate something tasty and their poop still smelled good, so they decide to eat it a second time to redigest it.

#1672644Post 13 of 17

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tmp

#1672664Post 14 of 17

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^ Whats that mean?

#1672673Post 15 of 17

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tickle my pickle

#1672674Post 16 of 17

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^ But what does that mean? :shock:

#1672723Post 17 of 17

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