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Fake DJ

7 durable postsStarted 2012-08-06Latest 2012-08-07
#121478Post 1 of 7

[IMG]http://www.magneticmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/fake-djs.jpg[/IMG]

[SOUNDCLOUD]http://soundcloud.com/camoflaug3/fakeoriginal[/SOUNDCLOUD]

[INDENT]"In the beginning there was the DJ The DJ built the groove Felt the groove Mixed the groove Two turntables and a mixer!

The DJ was your conductor He was your guide He was your Guarantee that you were going to lose your mind But somethin’s happening to all that All this hype All these gawwwd Damn — lap ——-top DJs Every mother fucka is callin themselves A Deeeee Jaaaay Just cause you got yoself a laaaaaap top Don’t mean you’re a Deeeee Jay. Get the fuuuuuuck out Lemme tell you, you’ve got to mix with your ears You learns to mix with your ears You’ve gotta watch the floor You’ve gotta pick the right tracks And you’ve got to build the groove Not with wave forms Not with sync buttons Not with the latest mash-ups or gimmicks Not with the latest programs You’ve got to build the groove With two turntables and a mix But what they don’t understand Is that you pay your price You earn your spot You get your shit right. You got to get it right We’ve gotta spread this truth Of all these button pushin Fake ass No mixin’ fake DJs It’s just gotta stop We gotta STOP! THE FAKE DJs We gotta STOP! THE FAKE DJs Take your pre recorded Button pushing Fake ass mixin Bullshit And get the fuuuuuuck out. Fake ass DJs Everywhere I look I see a bunch of fake ass DJs Now this isn’t a dis to the innovators You’ve just got to respect the architechs The originators Like Larry Levan Frankie Knuckles Juan Atkins Derrick May Kevin Saunderson Eddie Fowlkes Jeff Mills Derrick Carter DJ Sneak Doc Martin Louie Vega Kenny Dope Danny Tenaglia Francois K Tony Humphries Carl Craig Joe Claussell Timothy Regisford Danny Krivit Farley Jackmaster Funk"

[URL]http://www.magneticmag.com/2012/07/are-you-a-button-pushing-fake-dj-youve-just-been-served/[/URL]

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#1633681Post 2 of 7

Re: Fake DJ

[quote][COLOR=#CCCCCC]All these gawwwd Damn — lap ——-top DJs[/quote]

the irony of it is the tune was probably made on a laptop[/COLOR]

#1633683Post 3 of 7

Re: Fake DJ

the tune actually sucks

#1633690Post 4 of 7

Re: Fake DJ

[QUOTE=trick12;1053872]

Every mother fucka is callin themselves A Deeeee Jaaaay[INDENT] [/INDENT] [/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://justdohits.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Paris-hilton-dj-set-2012.jpg[/IMG]

True story.

End.

#1633692Post 5 of 7

Re: Fake DJ

BITCH, please.

[IMG]http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c354/sbando/165803_346365152111484_1241766890_n.jpg[/IMG]

#1633702Post 6 of 7

Re: Fake DJ

^ haha...i bet u not much will even realize if theres anything wrong with it

#1633819Post 7 of 7

Re: Fake DJ

FFS why does this topic keep reoccurring? Hate it or Love it,

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