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F**k me i,m

23 durable postsStarted 2012-06-19Latest 2012-06-29
#119645Post 1 of 23

LOLING :lol:

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[QUOTE][B][URL="http://ny.eater.com/archives/2012/02/david_guettas_insane_dj_wishes_were_granted_at_roseland_ballroom.php"]David Guetta's Insane Wishes Were Granted at Roseland[/URL][/B] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=sans-serif]

[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=sans-serif][IMG]http://ny.eater.com/uploads/2012_02_davidguettasmall.jpg[/IMG]Last week, Provocateur and Live Nation produced New York's only performance of superstar [B]DJ David Guetta's infamous F*** Me I'm Famous party [/B]that Guetta and wife Cindy have been throwing around the globe these past few years. [URL="http://ny.eater.com/archives/2012/02/over_the_top.php"]As we noted yesterday[/URL], the event required just a bit more production effort than your [URL="http://ny.eater.com/archives/2010/12/pauly_d_santacon_make_for_a_historic_weekend_for_nyc_nightlife.php"]average Pauly D show[/URL], with a rider list of approximately 100 different items the Guetta's required, including those fog and laser shooting Kryoman. We managed to secure the full list of their demands, and to be honest, we haven't heard of most of this stuff. But now you too can fulfill your dreams of producing amazing electronic music shows of your very own, as long as you know where to procure things like Glitter Machines, a 2 meter Big Heart, and lollipops.[/FONT][/COLOR][/QUOTE][COLOR=#000000][FONT=sans-serif] [/FONT][/COLOR]

#1624188Post 2 of 23

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#1624190Post 3 of 23

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#1624200Post 4 of 23

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#1624229Post 5 of 23

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I love how all of these douchers have on their riders organic, organic organic, all natural, local, no refined sugars, farm raised, plucked from the earth no more than 8 hours prior to show health conscious foods. Followed by 8x89 CANS OF STELLA. 3x87 MAGNUMS OF GREY GOOSE. 24 BOTTLES OF CRIS TO POP.

#1624233Post 6 of 23

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haters gonna..... :roflmao:

#1624236Post 7 of 23

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[QUOTE=res0nat0r;1046169]I love how all of these douchers have on their riders organic, organic organic, all natural, local, no refined sugars, farm raised, plucked from the earth no more than 8 hours prior to show health conscious foods. Followed by 8x89 CANS OF STELLA. 3x87 MAGNUMS OF GREY GOOSE. 24 BOTTLES OF CRIS TO POP.[/QUOTE]

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#1624238Post 8 of 23

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It's like when hipsters are vegans and is also a social drinker and occasional smoker.

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#1624239Post 9 of 23

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I's like when people don't eat pork because of their religious beliefs.

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#1624240Post 10 of 23

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It's like when I moan and whinge about fucking everything.

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#1624245Post 11 of 23

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:Laugh:

#1624262Post 12 of 23

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#1624271Post 13 of 23

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[QUOTE=res0nat0r;1046169]I love how all of these douchers have on their riders organic, organic organic, all natural, local, no refined sugars, farm raised, plucked from the earth no more than 8 hours prior to show health conscious foods. Followed by 8x89 CANS OF STELLA. 3x87 MAGNUMS OF GREY GOOSE. 24 BOTTLES OF CRIS TO POP.[/QUOTE]

it's not for them. it's for the groupies. How else do you think ugly turds like that are going to get laid? By playing them the song of their people??????

#1624350Post 14 of 23

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^:lol: true

#1624380Post 15 of 23

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Some man should go and definitely, fuck to [URL="http://www.mercuryserver.com/forums/djdb.php?id=626"]david guetta[/URL].

Yeah.... You are very famous david....... :roll:

#1624524Post 16 of 23

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Afrojack.....

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Cock!!

I had never even heard of him.

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#1624885Post 17 of 23

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[QUOTE=nick007;1046208][IMG]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzo057iqwe1qis59q.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]

That being said, the complexity of these lists is directly proportional to the artist´s ego .. I guess they think they "worth it", so asking for socks or underwear sounds perfectly logic for them..

weirdos

#1624890Post 18 of 23

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^I'm sure all your favorite dj's have lists.

#1624893Post 19 of 23

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[QUOTE=floridaorange;1046997]^I'm sure all your favorite dj's have lists.[/QUOTE]

Sure they have but i was pointing out the complexity, not the list per se...

Can´t imagine Hernan or Digweed asking for specific quantities of socks or underwear on their lists... could be wrong though

#1624900Post 20 of 23

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[QUOTE=AchtungBaby!;1047000]Sure they have but i was pointing out the complexity, not the list per se...

Can´t imagine Hernan or Digweed asking for specific quantities of socks or underwear on their lists... could be wrong though[/QUOTE]

I'd bet just about anything Digweed's list is extensive. Hernan I dunno, but he's got one too :lol:. Bet they are both complex too.

#1624922Post 21 of 23

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Sometimes artists don't even know the details of their rider. It's usually managers who put together this stuff.

#1625455Post 22 of 23

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[IMG]https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/487715_10151005082527490_1390279309_n.jpg[/IMG]

Lol!!

#1625464Post 23 of 23

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^:lol:

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