Two men are walking through a graveyard with their dogs .
One man turns to the other and says "Morning"
The other man replies "No, just walking the dog...
:roll: :roll: (sorry)
[ms] · Est. May 2002
Music madethis place,we just kept itgoing...
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19 durable postsStarted 2005-02-15Latest 2005-02-17
don't get it.. :(
morning/mourning
puns puns puns :lol:
A woman goes into a fruit and veg shop and buys a cucumber, when shes paying for it the man at the counter asks:
"Would you like it halved or cut into slices?" To which the woman replies:
"I've got a fanny, not a slot machine"
Where's a gong when you need one?
I thank you :wink:
KNOCK, KNOCK!
"whos there?"
GO FUCK YASELVES!
:lol:
What's with the English and their damn puns? Worst Jokes Ever!!! Every English m8 I got has to make the same dumb pun-inundated jokes. :evil:
and I tend to love English humor, Monty Python, Benny Hill, Faulty Towers, etc.
Light up ruby. English humor is just very dry. But sometime very funny. Those jokes on the other hand I will give were kind of funny but not very funny at all.
no you're missing my point. I love British humor, even better than most American humor. Personally I love intelligent, witty humor, as opposed to the situational American humor. The only thing that kills me about British humor are all the puns.
A priest and a lawyer are walking down the street together when they see a young boy crossing the street ahead of them. The priests says "hey, let's screw that boy" and the lawyer replies "out of what?"
[quote=lopark]A priest and a lawyer are walking down the street together when they see a young boy crossing the street ahead of them. The priests says "hey, let's screw that boy" and the lawyer replies "out of what?"[/quote]
haha
wa wa waaaaa
I still like these..
"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'" "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" Doc says, "It's Not Unusual."
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..." :lol:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson who?
You're on the jury!
^ that was horrible, LOL :RockOn:
Q. How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I dunno, LET'S GO RIDE BIKES!
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A polar bear walks into a bar, waves at the bartender and says, "Hey, buddy...
...
...
[time passes]
...
...
could I get a beer?"
The bartender says, "Sure, but what's with the big pause?
wakka wakka wakka
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^ oh FFS thats terrible. :wink: