was checking out some of the messages we used to tag back and forth.

some of this shit steve would come up with LMAO classic SJ material

"the balls resting on your chin are worth enough money to buy half a happy meal once every three weeks. i will gladly invest if you can guarantee a three-million percent return on my up front monetary deposit. thats meaning yousuckalottaballz!"

whos got some????

share plz

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"Mike you limey bastard"

Every time I spoke to him this was his opening line.

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"touch me where I'm brown"

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"yafuckingcuntcha!"

and

                "I only get scared when i cant find a matching pair of socks. i mean really, who wants mis-matched feet?"

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[quote=steve graham;721271]"touch me where i'm brown"[/quote]

yes!!!!:lol::lol:

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I remember back in the day when the music was relatively new to our crew of people, and everyone was trying to figure out what each style was and all. We had a party we were all hanging out at and one of our mutual friends spun some horrible track that we couldn't quite figure out. My bro started calling it druma dn bass/jungle and the dude who spun it said it was house, and tensions started. Steve managed to extinguish the situation by calling it "Trifugle House". everyone just died laughing. Ill always remember that.

Oh and 2nd day no sleep at WMC 2005 or 6 I can't remember. We were sitting on the pool deck of the Eden Rock resort totally destroyed and he said " Id fuck a a dead cat right now" Once again I almost died laughing my ass off.

Theres a hell of a lot more, Ill post them when they come to me.

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I am proud to say I was always his German Swine. :oops: :lol:

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^ that :D

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[FONT=Arial Black]This was Jib's description of Foreplay:

lips cheeks ears neck shoulders mid chest tummy breasts tummy again pelvis breasts upper thigh middle thigh calves toes calves again inner thigh breasts flower flower flower flower flower/breasts breasts/flower repeat

turkey club sandwich

[/FONT]

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^^lol

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[QUOTE=Mad'Em Fixer;721600][FONT=Arial Black]This was Jib's description of Foreplay:

lips cheeks ears neck shoulders mid chest tummy breasts tummy again pelvis breasts upper thigh middle thigh calves toes calves again inner thigh breasts flower flower flower flower flower/breasts breasts/flower repeat

turkey club sandwich

[/FONT][/QUOTE]

I just read this out to my Mrs.

:lol:

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what'd she think???

is she down:David:

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Yes, she says can relate.

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I love that. I actually have it posted right above my desk and smile every time I read it!

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I have it posted near my bed for instructional use :)

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"you son of a, you son of a, you son of a bitch, bitch! "

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His famous words as counsel to Mark and I with our marital issues , " aww , just give him some - Slow , Meaningful , Head ! " Never forget the way he put things .

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[QUOTE=Huggie Smiles;821891]"you son of a, you son of a, you son of a bitch, bitch! "[/QUOTE]

Loved that.

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I wont forget the night he left that message on ben's phone (rubyraks).

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PM from March 07

[QUOTE=Jibgolly]you've always been a sexy man.

and ive always wanted you to queef in my mouth.

so, how about it?

msn like?[/QUOTE]

:shock:

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[QUOTE=Jibgolly]mikey im sure you havent even noticed. but digweed played two more hours of the pawnshop set last week at kiss. so.. here's pt2 &pt3

pt2 [URL="http://www.megaupload.com/?d=LQ9BR3RJ"]http://www.megaupload.com/?d=LQ9BR3RJ[/URL]

pt3 [URL="http://www.megaupload.com/?d=SEUMV2A8"]http://www.megaupload.com/?d=SEUMV2A8[/URL]

enjoy it, my bovril slurping limey fucktard one nut friend! :D[/QUOTE]

I loved his way with words. :lol:

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bovril slurping limey fucktard, lmao