This is from another forum where these guys did HUNDREDS of pranks to Linksys technical support chat. Let me know if you want me to find more, I think they're pretty funny...
Ann (21367): Hi, my name is Ann (21367). How may I help you? Unknown: ann Unknown: are you a robot? Ann (21367): No, I'm not. Ann (21367): How may I help you? Unknown: ok just making sure. Unknown: they are everywhere you know Ann (21367): Okay. Unknown: k listen carefully Ann (21367): Okay. Unknown: if you put mayo on your linksys device will it get messed up? Ann (21367): Yes. Ann (21367): What is the problem you are experiencing with your Linksys product? Unknown: cus my blind cousin was making sandwitches and he grabbed the router thinking it was a big peice of hard bread Unknown: and he totally smeard the mayo on it Ann (21367): Can you please confirm the model number of your Linksys product? Unknown: k hold on ok Unknown: is that ok with you? Ann (21367): Thanks. Ann (21367): Okay. Unknown: before i check can you say yes instead of okay? Ann (21367): Sure. Ann (21367): Yes. Unknown: the ninja that killed my dog was named ok Unknown: okay* Unknown: brb im gonna like check for that number thing Ann (21367): I'm sorry about that. Unknown: its ok Unknown: i shot the ninja in his half penis Unknown: wanna c pic? Ann (21367): No, sir. Unknown: k im checking now for sure Ann (21367): How may I help you with your Linksys router? Unknown: befsr41 Ann (21367): Thanks. Unknown: like i said my cousin (who is blind) put mayo on it Ann (21367): Is it working before? Unknown: it got inside the little ethernet holes and everything Unknown: it was working before Unknown: brb Unknown: im back Ann (21367): How are you connected to the Internet right now? Unknown: im on my moms computer Unknown: its a laptop Ann (21367): Where is it plugged in? Unknown: its a wireless signal from my neighbors house Unknown: shhhh dont tell my neighbor hto Unknown: tho* Ann (21367): Okay. Unknown: OKAY?! POOR DOGGY!! wahhhhh Unknown: ill get that ninja one day Ann (21367): Can you please tell me the exact problem with your router , other than telling that your blind cousin poured mayo on it? Ann (21367): Sorry again. Unknown: well technically he didnt "pour" it Unknown: it was more of a spreading motion Unknown: well when i plug it in it screams sorta Unknown: WHHEEERRRRRRR Unknown: thats what it sounds like Unknown: Do you type slowly, or are you just checking your spelling and stuff? Ann (21367): I'm sorry. Unknown: np, anyway what should i do? Ann (21367): Well,technically, when you plug your computer to the router, can you still get connection? Unknown: are you making fun of me? Unknown: but no i cant Unknown: it tries and tries but it jsut wont connect Unknown: its like the little engine that COULDNT!! Ann (21367): Where is your router right now? Unknown: in my basement Ann (21367): Connected to where? Unknown: ITS NOT CONNECTED Unknown: i told you it dont connect Unknown: i put it down there so i dont cry for the waste of mayo Unknown: and a router Ann (21367): I mean physically connected to modem or anywhere? Unknown: no its not Unknown: want me to go get it Unknown: ? Unknown: well? Ann (21367): Not for now. Ann (21367): If you plug your computer to the modem, is it working? Unknown: the computer or the router? Unknown: i have to restart the computer when i plug it in cus its not used to so much mayo Unknown: do you believe in the matrix? Ann (21367): If you plug your computer to the modem, is it working? Unknown: is what working Unknown: the modem or the computer dosnt work Unknown: should i kill my cousin ? Ann (21367): Who is your ISP? Unknown: who? Unknown: i thought it was a number Unknown: well im connected to sbc right now Ann (21367): Internet Service Provider. Unknown: they have really good service Unknown: you never answered about the matrix Ann (21367): Connected to SBC Global, but you told me that you're connecting to your neighbor ? Unknown: yes but its wireless Ann (21367): I'm sorry we don't answer non technical concerns. Unknown: are you trying to make me look like a fool Ann (21367): No. Unknown: well is there anything you can suggest from the information i have gaveded you Unknown: ? Ann (21367): If you connect your computer to the modem, can you get on-line? Unknown: no Ann (21367): Then have your connection fixed first through the modem. Unknown: oooo ok Unknown: why the hell couldnt you tell me that earlier Ann (21367): Because you're details are not complete. Unknown: are you a virgin? Unknown: jk that was inapropriate Ann (21367): Do you have any other questions that I can help you with today? Unknown: are you a virgin? Unknown: i mean... is your router a virgin Ann (21367): Stop it please Sir, if you keep on telling me your Linksys problem that way, I'll be be forced to disconnect this session. Unknown: ok well thanks anyway Unknown: how do you know im a sir Unknown: are you stalking me? Unknown: are you watching dr phil? Unknown: this guy totally impregnated his chick while she was asleep